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ADVENTIST LIGHT BULBS



Q. How many Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. But he will have to wait until after sunset on Saturday.

Q. How many Celebration Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. The rest want to dance around it.

Q. How many Adventist academics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. But the others want to keep changing it.

Q. How many Concerned Brethren Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Light doesn't change.

Q. How many Fordite Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. We don't have to change the light bulb. Des has done it for us.

Q. How many Adventist women pastors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. They cannot change light bulbs because they are not ordained.

Q. How many critical Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. We don't change light bulbs. We just point out what a bad job others do when they change them.

Q. How many Adventist evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. You shouldn't waste time changing light bulbs. Get out there and preach the Gospel!

Q. How many Adventist administrators does it take to change a light bulb?

A. They don't know. They'll have to refer it to the Committee.