Billy Bob's Medical Terms
1. Artery: The study of paintings
2. Benign: What you be after you be eight
3. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
4. Barium: What doctors do when patients die
5. Cesarean section: A neighborhood in Rome
6. CAT scan: Searching for kitty
7. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
8. Colic: A sheep dog
9. Coma: A punctuation mark
10. D&C: Where Washington is
11. Dilate: To live long
12. Enema: Not a friend
13. Fester: Quicker than someone else
14. Fibula: A small lie
15. G.I. series: World Series of military baseball
16. Hangnail: What you hang your coat on
17. Labor Pains: Getting hurt at work
18. Medical Staff: A doctor's cane
19. Morbid: A higher offer than I bid
20. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
21. Node: I knew it!
22. Outpatient: A person who has fainted
23. Pap Smear: A fatherhood test
24. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis
25. Postoperative: A letter carrier
26. Recovery room: Place to do upholstery
27. Rectum: Durn near killed 'em
28. Secretion: Hiding something
29. Seizure: Roman emperor
30. Tablet: A small table
31. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
32. Tumor: More than one
33. Urine: Opposite of you're out
34. Varicose: Close by
